The Two Minutes Hate (New Normal Edition)
Today’s edition of the Two Minutes Hate, brought to you by GloboCap, Inc., and featuring an all-star line-up of GloboCap Goldsteins, will begin shortly.
Today’s edition of the Two Minutes Hate, brought to you by GloboCap, Inc., and featuring an all-star line-up of GloboCap Goldsteins, will begin shortly. Please take your seat and switch off your remaining critical faculties. We’ve got a butt-load of hate in store for you today. First, though, a few important announcements.
First, due to the increased number of Goldsteins threatening the very fabric of democracy, and GloboCap, Inc., and its global partners, and their assorted subsidiaries, agents, and assigns, the Two Minutes Hate has been extended beyond its traditional two-minute running time and will henceforth be presented more or less around the clock until further notice.
Also, in a departure from the original Two Minutes Hate in Orwell’s 1984, we’re going to skip the opening “this is our land” part, which is (a) dated and (b) unacceptably unrepresentative of the racial, ethnic, and gender diversity of the New Normal Reich …
Please be advised that the following content contains material designed to whip the masses into a mindless frenzy of hatred, which some audiences may find distressing. Other audiences might find it amusing. After all, there’s no accounting for taste. Regardless of which audience you feel you are a member of, viewer discretion is not advised. In fact, exposure to the following content is pretty much mandatory, and is physically inescapable, unless you live “off-grid” in the woods somewhere, which you don’t, or you wouldn’t be reading this.
OK, that’s it for the pre-show announcements. Time for the hate! Ready? Here we go.
New Normal Goldstein Number One
Goldstein Number One is obviously Trump, who is both a Russian asset and literally Hitler. The fact that Trump is literally Hitler was conclusively established in 2017 by Ron Rosenbaum, who apparently wrote a book about Hitler, and is a “world expert on the Nazi leader,” according to The Independent.
If you go paid at the $5 a month level, we will e-mail you the PDF of Larken’s book: The Most Dangerous Superstition and a discount code for 20% off the hard copy.
If you go paid at the $50 level, we will send you all three books: The Most Dangerous Superstition, What Anarchy Isn’t, and Anarchy Exposed (Where Larken collaborated with Shepard the Voluntaryist, an Ex-Police SWAT officer on a book explaining voluntaryism/anarchy to cops!)
If you go paid at the Founding Member ($250) or Upgrade to the Founding Member level, then we will send all three books AND the rest of our “Everything Bundle” with a signed high-resolution hard copy of “Government” - The Biggest Scam in History… Exposed!